Because they both were pretty much failures, I don't think they deserve a post each.
(I don't have a huge Santa-belly, I'm just wearing my shirt poofy).
One of those kind of outfits that you think look good when you put them on, but after wearing them for a while and checking the mirror a few times, you realize you don't look so hot, AT ALL. But you don't have time to change so you just ride out the storm.
The one time this week I have a lot of time, and I just felt super-lazy and didn't wear anything real. At least it's an excess of Nordic print!